Wayne Rooney said he wants to be a manager after he retires ""Burger King or McDonalds"" was his response when asked where.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane Wayne""

Wayne Rooney walks into a shop He sees a shiny silver thermos flask that he has never seen before, so he finds a shop assistant and asks him, ""what is this used for?"" the shop assistant replies, ""it is used to keep hot things hot and cold things cold"". Wayne Rooney buys it and takes it to training the next day. Alex Ferguson sees Rooney carrying his thermos flask and asks, ""what you got there Rooney"". to which Rooney replies, ""Oh this, it's brilliant; it's used to keep hot things hot and …

The England squad have been receiving death threats and this morning they awoke to find a horses head. Fortuneatly, it was only Wayne Rooney asleep.