Lance Armstrong revealed this Tour De France will be his last, again. Not even Brett Favre believes him anymore.

Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra.

Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!

Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey.