I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."

s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like "YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"

[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'

I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.