If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm curious about the first person who saw an egg drop out of a chicken & said, "I'm going to eat that."#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like "YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit.#First Person#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp