I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....

There is no bond greater than the mutual respect of two former high school friends who refuse to friend each other on Facebook.

High school kids, these awful years are going to end up being the best years of your life. That's how much everything else sucks.

[High school reunion] Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin