How do you kill a vampire from the South? With a chicken fried stake#Animals#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No, Dad, Vampire Weekend is not like Shark Week..."#Animals#Parents#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula#Animals#Kids#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.#Animals#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp