I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes.

A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track

I wish there was a "skip this ad" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life.

I was throwing some old stuff away So I called my local waste removal company and asked: Can I have a skip outside my house tomorrow? And the cheeky bastard said: you can cartwheel round the block any time for all I care.