Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents...#Darth Vader#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents.#Darth Vader#Luke#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.#Schrodinger House#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?#Holiday#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp