I heard the next Steve Jobs movie will be on IMAX. It's the same movie, just on a bigger screen.#Steve Jobs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Steve Jobs can do that to the iPhone, think what he could do to Verne Troyer.#Steve Jobs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?#Steve Jobs#Cynthia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Steve Jobs' entire legacy is invalidated by the shortness of the iPhone charger's cord.#Steve Jobs#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.#Steve Jobs#Neil Armstrong#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp