A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, ""I want my $20 million."" To which the man replied, ""No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."" The Redneck said, ""Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."" Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, ""Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''