What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What does Hulk say when he poops? IBM!

The time my mother got robbed My mother was walking downtown one day when she was approached by a hooded man holding out a knife. ""Give me you money or I'll take your life"" the man said So my mother handed him her IBM employment card. ""What is this?"" He proclaimed ""It shows you that I have no money and no life"" my mother said

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM