""Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company."" ""Would you spell that please?"" ""Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you."" The operator pauses. ""Just a minute sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . .""

A Lesson For All Employees Who Work With Rude Customers. An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his…

A drunk staggered up to the hotel reception desk and demanded his room be changed. ""But sir,"" said the clerk, ""you have the best room in the hotel."" ""I insist on another room!!"" said the drunk. ""Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?"" asked the clerk. ""Well, for one thing,"" said the drunk, ""it's on fire.""

Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !