If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.#Chuck Norris#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Chuck Norris was at an interview ... And he ended up giving the guy head but didn't give him the job.#Chuck Norris#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp