Southern cop to Yankee speeder, whom he has just pulled over: ""Little lady, nobody goes through Georgia that fast."" Speeder: ""Sherman did.""

[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia... A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office. It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is out. In the dim light of the passenger car, the two strangers can see each other's foggy breath as they try not to make eye contact in an obviously uncomfortable sit…

An old couple driving are pulled over by a state trooper... The state trooper asks the old woman, "do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The old woman who could barely see over the steering wheel is hard at hearing and replies, "what?" The husband sitting next to her says , "he said do you have any idea how fast you were going?" to which she replies, "no." The state trooper then says to the old woman, "ma'am, I need to see your drivers license." The old woman replies, "what?" To wh…

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने के चेहरे पर रौनक आती है और माइंड से लेकर मूड तक फ्रेश रहता है. अगर आप अकेला महसूस कर रहे हैं या फिर बोर हो रहे हैं तो पढ़िए ये मजेदार चुटकुले.> लड़की का एक्सीडेंट हो गया.डॉक्टर - आपके पैर खराब हो गए हैं.लड़की - क्या ये सही नहीं होंगे?डॉक्टर - नहीं इनको काटना पड़ेगा.लड़की - ओह! नो अब मैं क्या करुंगी?डॉक्टर - धीरज रखिए, ईश्वर सब ठीक करेगा.लड़की - अरे मुझे उसकी टेंशन नहीं है. दरअसल मैंने कल ही नया सैंडल खरीदा है, और उस दुकान पर लिखा था- "बिका माल वापस नही…