Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.