Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it.

Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.