Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.#Marriage#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.#Marriage#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: Why didn't Count Dracula get married? A: He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.#Marriage#Vampire#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp