Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days.

Legless parrot A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ""Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"" The parrot says, ""I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."" ""Holy shit,"" the guy replies. ""You actually understood and answered me!"" ""I got every word,"" says the parrot."" I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."" ""Oh yeah?"", the guy asks, ""Then answer this -- how d…

Cowboy gets bit by a snake on his willie .. 2 Cowboys riding the range stop to pee. While peeing, the first cowboy gets bit by a rattlesnake on his willie. He tells the 2nd cowboy to ride to town & get Doc. Smith. The 2nd cowboy rides to Doc Smith and tells him his friend got bit by a rattlesnake. Doc Smith says he has to delivery a baby right now, so just go back to your friend and suck the venom out. The 2nd cowboy rides back to the first cowboy. The first cowboy said , where is the Doc, w…

There were three unruly kids in detention Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around. The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said: 'Zip down, Willie out, Pee in the corner!'