Two Golfers Harry and Fred were playing their Sunday afternoon golf game. The game, as always, was close. They were at the treacherous 12th hole: a par three that required a perfect first shot over a large pond and onto a tiny green. There were sand traps on the other three sides of the green, and a small road 50 feet beyond it. Harry went first. He carefully addressed the ball and hit a good shot that landed just on the edge of the green, narrowly avoiding the pond. Just as Fred addressed his b…

Harry is a golf fanatic. One night he was irate and ranting when he arrived home from the club. His wife said, “I’m leaving you, Harry. You promised me that you’d be back before noon and here it is almost nine PM. It can’t possibly take that long to play 18 holes of golf.” “Now wait” said Harry. “Let me explain. I know I promised, but I couldn’t help it. I got up at the crack of dawn and picked up Fred at 6 AM. On the way to the golf course we had a flat tire, and when I started to change it I …

Frank and Harry are at their golf club... As Frank gets set to take his swing, a funeral procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says ""That was a thoughtful thing to do"". To which Frank replies ""It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years.""

Playing Golf So, I got home late after a round of golf. My wife was waiting for me, and boy, she was pissed. ""Where were you?!"" she demanded to know. ""Well,"" I sighed, ""I was out playing a round of golf with Fred from HR, and he had a heart attack on the 10th hole."" ""That's terrible!"" she exclaimed, her eyes widening in shock. ""Yeah,"" I said. ""The rest of the time it was 'Hit the ball. Drag Fred. Hit the ball. Drag Fred...'""