A student isn't paying attention in a Chemistry class. The teacher notices this. ""JOSEPH!"" She shouts. Joseph, the student, snaps his head up, to look at the teacher. ""Have you even heard a WORD I've said?!"" she yells. Joseph nods. ""Oh REALLY?! Then, I hope you won't mind telling me and the rest of the class the 116th element on the periodic table!"" Joseph looks at her blankly and goes, ""Uuh...""

Sunday School A girl named Emily is sitting in Sunday school, but she just can not stay awake. She falls asleep and the class continues. The teacher asks the class "who died on the cross?" A boy behind Emily sees that she is sleeping and pokes her in the back with a pencil. She yelps out "JESUS CHRIST" "Correct" says the teacher. Emily falls back asleep and the class continues on. Next the teacher asks the class "Who created heaven and earth?" The boy pokes Emily again and she yelps out…

When a kindergarten student playing Joseph in the school nativity play forgot his lines, he was prompted from the side by a teacher. She whispered: "You have travelled a very long way, Joseph. You are hot and tired. What do you think you would say to the innkeeper?" Joseph brightened up, wiped his brow and said loudly: "Boy, do I need a drink!" Did you hear about the Al-Qaeda Christmas party? No dancing or music, but the fastest game of pass the parcel you've ever seen. Omid Djalili

10 Best Teacher Student Jokes: भागदौड़ वाली जिंदगी में लोग आजकल अपने आप पर बिल्कुल समय नहीं दे। ऐसे में लोग कई तरह की खतरनाक बीमारियों से ग्रसित भी हो जाते हैं। यदि आप कुछ ना करके मूड को फ्रेश करने के लिए कुछ फनी जोक्स ही पढ़ लें, तो आपका दिमाग और दिल तरोताजा हो सकता हैं। आप कई तरह की बीमारियों से खुद को बचा सकते है। जी हंसना स्वास्थ्य शरीर को स्वस्थ रखने के लिए बेहद अच्छा व्यायाम माना जाता है। तो आइए आज हम आपको टीचर और स्टूडेंट के 10 ऐसे फनी जोक्स बताते हैं, जिसे पढ़ने के बाद आप अपनी हंसी को चा…