The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven. St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: ""I am the pope."" St. Peter: ""Who? There's no such name in my book."" The Pope: ""I'm the representative of God on Earth."" St.Peter: ""Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."" The Pope: ""But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."" St. Peter: ""The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."" St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with G…

Confessional booth Less common than we'd like to see in Northern Ireland: two young men, friends - one a Protestant, the other a Catholic, wander about the streets of a country village where they've decided to take the weekend off. And, fair to say, it's a bit boring. more than a bit boring, as they walk about the town. As they pass before a Catholic church, one friend tells the other: wait here a minute, I need to confess my sins. He walks into the church, steps into the confessional, and tells…

Two Rabbis are walking down the street and they walk past a Catholic church advertising a $50 payout for anyone who converts that day... The one Rabbi looks at the other and says, "I think I am going to go in there, convert, and get the 50 dollars." The other Rabbi looks at him in disbelief and says, "You must be joking! Your grandfather was a studious Rabbi in Russia, your father emigrated to this country and also became a Rabbi, and you have spent your whole life studying the Torah to also be…

My first submission, it used to play well with my father-in-law Two Jewish men, Ari and Hymie, were walking down a city street, whereupon they happened to pass in front of a Catholic church. The church had a big sign out in front saying: **"Convert To Catholicism and Receive $10! Today Only!!"** Hymie stopped and studied the sign with a contemplative look. "No...", said Ari apprehensively, "tell me you're not actually considering converting!" "I've been thinking about this, and today is as…