Two Rabbis are walking down the street and they walk past a Catholic church advertising a $50 payout for anyone who converts that day... The one Rabbi looks at the other and says, "I think I am going to go in there, convert, and get the 50 dollars." The other Rabbi looks at him in disbelief and says, "You must be joking! Your grandfather was a studious Rabbi in Russia, your father emigrated to this country and also became a Rabbi, and you have spent your whole life studying the Torah to also become a Rabbi, how could you just up and decide to convert like that!" The other Rabbi shrugs his shoulders and walks into the church. Several minutes pass by when he emerges to meet his incredulous friend who immediately asks, "So, did you convert?" "Yes." he replies. "Well did you get the 50 dollars?" he asks to which he replies "Is that all you people ever think about!"