Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday

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Two Brothers In Grandmas House Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmas house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, ""Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike."" His older brother said, ""Why are you shouting? God is not deaf."" ""I know,"" said his brother, ""but Grandma is.""

"That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice." No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate