Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!#Mozart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song#Mozart#Ouija Board#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday#Mozarts#Mozart#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people#Mozart#Bach#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp