A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you.

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So he asks the man his name. ""Fred"" he replies. Fred what?"" the officer asks. ""Just Fred"" the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but pla…

When Fred was applying for a credit card the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. ""I have"" said Fred. ""How much?"" asked the manager. ""I don't know exactly"" said Fred ""I haven't shaken it lately.""

""Dad"" said Fred to his father who was a bank robber. ""I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow."" ""OK son"" said his dad ""I'll get you the cash when the bank closes.""