A Pastor traveling in the 19th century Back in the 19th century a pastor was traveling a large area where he had as his congregation. He would preach on Sunday in different homes until the church was built. One week he had to stay at a family that had quite a few children, and he had to share a room with their youngest son Johnny. At bedtime when they were preparing to go to bed, he noticed little Johnny was kneeling down beside the bed. Not wanting to be outshone by the kid, the pious pastor kn…

Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread. Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, ""This is a good opportunity to say something from the Bible to Little Johnny."" He walks up to Little Johnny and says, ""I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"" Little Johnny replies, ""A l…

Johnny Hated Math.... ...his grades were terrible and he had stopped trying. Johnny's attitude in school was obnoxious, and his parents didn't know what to do. Finally, they decided to enroll Johnny in the local Catholic school, even though they're not religious people and have never stepped foot in a church. All of a sudden, Johnny's math grade does a complete 180. He's getting straight A's, and his report card says he's ""a pleasure to have in class."" ""Johnny, your mom and I don't get it. Yo…

Wish i could meet Johnny once. Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age, rather curious, he had been hearing quite a bit about ""courting"" from the older boys and wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything t…