One day in the Garden of Eden Eve calls out to God ""Lord I have a problem!"" ""What's the problem Eve?"" ""Lord I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake but I'm just not happy."" ""Why is that Eve?"" came the reply from above. ""Lord I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."" ""Well Eve in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."" ""What's a 'man' Lord?"" ""This man will be a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants and not altogether bad in the sack."" ""Sounds g reat"" says Eve with an ironically raised eyebrow. ""Yeah well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But you can have him on one condition."" ""What's that Lord?"" ""You'll have to let him believe that I made him first.""