They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music.

Two Irish brothers are applying for Work Visas to Australia. The first brother enters his interview, quickly walks out, gives a thumbs-up and says to his brother ""I'm in!"" The second brother takes this as a sure sign that he will join him, and walks confidently into his interview. ""So Mr... Patrick O'Malley"", the interviewer begins. ""What skills can you bring to Australia?"" Patrick explains: ""Well, I'm a turf cutter. The best there is! My father was a turf cutter. His father was a turf cu…

Only in Australia A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Land Cruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice. ""There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free,"" he said. ""Okay,"" said the boss. ""In the back of the 'cruiser there's a pistol. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into the bush."" About 15 min…

A man telephoned an airline office and asked, How long does it take to fly to Australia? The Clerk said, "Just a minute...." "Thank you!" the man said and hung up!