If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.#King Kong#Hong Kong#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.#King Kong#Hong Kong#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp