What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

[first date] Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time! Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.