The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk....... Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales for quite cheap. So, they brought the cow over from Wales . It was absolutely wonderful and it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They later bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow wo…

Mother Superior And The Leprechans The Mother Superior of an Irish convent hear a knock at the door and went to answer it. When she opened the door, she saw two leprechauns standing outside. One of the leprechauns took off his hat and said, ""Begging your pardon, Mother Superior, but would you be having any midget nuns here?"" The Mother Superior said, ""No, we have no midget nuns here."" The leprechaun, looking disturbed, said, ""Are you quite sure, Mother Superior?"" The Mother Superior said, …

Tiger Woods goes to Ireland for an Golf Open. After winning the tournament, he decides he's going to rent a Mercedes and see the countryside. After driving for a while, he stops at a small one pump gas station. Getting out of his car, a couple of golf tees fall out of his pocket and on to the ground. While filling up his car, he notices an old Irish man sitting in a chair on the patio of the gas station. ""Good day, sir."" ""Aye, good to ye... May I ask you a question then?"" Tiger, ""Yes sir, o…

Two Leprechauns Knock on the Door of a Convent. The Mother Superior answers. ""Em, 'scuse me, Mother Superior,"" the first leprechaun says, ""but you aren't after having any midget nuns in this convent?"" ""Why, no little man"" says she, ""we have no midget nuns in this convent."" ""Sure there aren't any midget nuns in the south of Ireland?"" ""No, little man"" ""Sure there aren't any midget nuns in the north of Ireland?"" ""No, little man."" ""So, yer tellin' us, Mother Superior, that in all of…