A man's car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it a cow came along and stopped beside him. ""Your trouble is probably in the carburetor"" said the cow. Startled the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. ""Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?"" asked the farmer. ""Yes yes"" the man replied. ""Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie"" said the farmer. ""She doesn't know a thing about cars.""