Texan, Russian and New Yorker walk into a restaurant A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, ""Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."" The Texan says, ""What's a shortage?"" The Russian says, ""What's a steak?"" The New Yorker says, ""What's 'excuse me'?""

A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London The waiter tells them, "Excuse me -- if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease." The Texan says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's a steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"

I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.

told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco