Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?

looks like our killer left his calling card. 5 cents/min to canada, 7c/min to puerto rico. he knows what he's doing.

Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage.""