Missing some parts (not for the easily offended) A couple are in a hospital waiting to see their newly born child for the first time, when the doctor comes in and says; ""I'm afraid I've got some bad news."" The couple look shocked. ""Your baby seems to be missing some parts; follow me."" The couple follow the doctor down the hall into a room of newly born babies. First, they approach a baby with no arms. The wife screams, ""Oh God! Is this my baby?"" The doctor says, ""no, keep following"". Nex…

Call from the doctor's office ""Mrs. Smith, this the your family doctor's office. When we sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Smith arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."" ""What do you mean?"" Mrs. Smith asks nervously. ""Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."" ""That's drea…

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him, ""I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."" ""What do you mean?"" ""Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for AIDS. We can't t…

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to him, ""I'm very sorry, sir, but we've had a bit of a problem. At the same time we sent your wife's samples to the lab, the lab also received samples from another Mrs. Smith, and now we're not sure which results are your wife's. But, frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"" ""What do you mean?"" said Mr. Smith. ""Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith h…