A guy goes into a costume shop. He says ""I'm going to a costume party I want to go as Adam."" The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says ""Not big enough."" She brings out a bigger one. He says ""Still not big enough."" She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says ""Still not big enough."" She says ""Listen Ace why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?""