The reason why Clinton is a super secret agent of the alt right is because... She has a frog in her throat.

Walking Eagle On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York. She spoke for almost an hour on her ideas and policies to help all Americans if she was to become president. At the conclusion of her speech, the tribes presented Hillary Clinton with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Hillary Clinton then departed with her entourage, waving to the crowd as she left. A news reporter later …

Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate... I've seen a couple of versions of this joke but nothing recently on here - maybe I'm wrong.... Hillary Clinton and John McCain have a debate at a local college. During a break both go back for some coffee. Clinton, repulsed by McCain's over principled conservatism says ""Sir, if I was your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee"". McCain, appalled by Clinton's unbridled liberalism replies, ""Madam, if I was your husband - I would drink it!"".

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…