Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.#Chase#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet.#Chase#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar.#Chase#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, "welcome to idiom club". Now, let's cut to the chase.#Chase#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase.#Chase#Uber#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp