*Does something bad* Mom: *tells the entire family, tweets, posts on Facebook, blogs, tells people in china*

Home Loan Troubles So one day Kermit the frog decides that he wanted to buy this new condo by the beach. He goes into the nearest bank and strolls up to the counter. In front of him there was this teller with name badge blaring ""Paddywhack"". Kermit says ""I want a loan"". She goes through usual procedure then asks him about a deposit. He places this little tiny china elephant on the bench and says ""Here's my deposit, give me a loan"". The teller replies ""I'm sorry that's really not good enou…

A little Indian boy asked his father... ...the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, ""Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"" His father replied, ""Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive. For example, your s…

1995: A Chinese Official is conversing with a Russian citizen... ...Chinese Official, ""You have nothing in Russia."" Russian, ""Oh yeah, we have Yeltsin."" Chinese Offical, ""Then we will steal your Yeltsin. Russian, ""If you take Yeltsin you'll have nothing in China."" Disclaimer: This joke is not mine, it was told to my father during his stay in Russia in the year 1995.