Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday.""#Turkey#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mum Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !#Turkey#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp