ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant

At the State Fair.... Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, ""Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."" And every year Martha would say, ""I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."" This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, ""Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."" Martha replied, ""Stumpy, that there air…

Plane Ride Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ""Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."" Esther always replied, ""I know, Morris, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."" One year Morris and Esther went to the fair, and Morris said, ""Esther, I'm eighty-five years old. If I don't ride that airplane, I might never get another chance."" Esther replied, ""Morris, that airplane ride costs fifty d…

50 bucks is 50 bucks. Lois and Stan have been married for 35 years and every year they go to the state fair when it's in town. This year they have a new ride called 'The Helicopter ride'. $50 for a ride in the helicopter for 25 minutes. Stan really wants to ride it so he asks his wife if they can go. She declines saying that '50 bucks is 50 bucks and we shouldn't spend it on something so frivolous'. He is visibly upset but understands so they go on with the day. The next year they go back and th…