What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!#Napoleon#Military#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was "a race war" (??)#Military#Holiday#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*#Buddy#Christmas Sir#Salvation Army#Military+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died? Napoleon Blownaparte#Napoleon#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.#Military#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp