There once were three girls who were ugly. So they decided to do something about it. They went to a plastic surgeon first to see what their options were. ""It's hopeless, "" he said,"" You guys are too ugly."" ""We're girls, "" they said. ""But...there is a way. There's a magic lake that can change your appearance to whomever or whatever you want to look like. All you have to do is jump and shout the name off of the bridge. But be careful because it only works once"" So the girls went to the bri…

A woman is walking home with her daughters. The eldest daughter turns to her and asks, "Mummy, how did I get my name?" "Well sweetie, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a rose petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Rose.” The second daughter, now curious, asks the same question. "Well darling, when we were bringing you home from the hospital, a lily petal landed on your head! So that's why we named you Lily." The third girl asks "HHGHGNGHGHNG?!?!?! DDDNBHGHBHNG…

Latest Funny Viral Jokes in Hindi: जीवन में खूब सारी टेंशन हैं, तो उससे भी ज्यादा हंसी और खुशी की दरकार रहती है, ताकि जीवन में हंसने-हंसाने का समा बना रहे और तन और मन दोनों ही स्वस्थ रह सकें क्योंकि कठिन समय में भी हमेशा हंसते और मुस्कुराते रहने भर से जीवन आसान लगने लगता है. तो फिर देर किस बात की पढ़िए मजेदार जोक्स जो आपको हंसा-हंसा कर कर देंगे लोटपोट... > टीचर : होम वर्क क्यों नहीं किया?स्टूडेंट :सर, लाइट नहीं थीटीचर : तो मोमबत्ती जला लेतेस्टूडेंट :सर, माचिस नहीं थीटीचर : माचिस क्यों…

ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know