Farewell Daddy A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story & listened to her prayers which ended by saying: ""God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."" The father asked, ""Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"" The little girl said, ""I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."" The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her pra…

Looking for jokes with ""Where do"" and ""When do"" I teach English in Japan, and my next lesson is ""Where/when do"". For instance, ""Where do you play tennis?"" I'm looking for some clean jokes that start with either of these phrases. So far, the only one I have is ""Where do cows go on the weekends?"" ""The mooooovies."" Any help is appreciated!

Golf Meditations If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age. The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three. When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again. Any change works for a maximum of three holes . . . or at a mini…

Golf Truisims * Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. * Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. * When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. * If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting out, you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway th…