A penguin has car trouble...(oldie) He pulls his car into a gas/service/diner and asks them to check it out. ""OK buddy, we'll get right on it. Shouldn't take more than a couple minutes. You can wait in the diner if you want."" so mr. penguin goes to the diner and orders a large sundae. after he's done he goes back to the mechanic ""Hey pal, I hate to tell you this but it looks like you blew a seal!"" ""Oh heavens no,"" says the penguin ""its just ice cream"" *obviously not original but i've onl…

So a penguin's car breaks down... It's a hot blistering day. Mr. Penguin just had a hard day at work, and desperately just wanted to get home, when he notices his car is making a strange sound. *""I'd better bring this to the mechanics...this doesn't sound good.""* He thinks to himself. His car breaks down about 100 yards away from the mechanic's shop. So what else is a penguin to do? He manages to push his car all the way to the shop, inch by inch. By the time he gets there, he is about to melt…

A penguin is driving his car through Arizona... His engine begins to shudder and overheat, so he pulls off at the nearest exit. As luck would have it, there is a small auto repair shop close to the exit. He drops his car off for the mechanic to inspect and notices an ice cream shop just across the street. Mr. Penguin chooses a vanilla cone and due to his lack of suitable appendages, gets ice cream all over his face. Upon finishing his cone, he returns to the mechanic to pick up his car. As he…

*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*