A college professor dies... A college professor dies, and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where he is met by St. Peter. Peter tells the professor that he can choose to go to Heaven or Hell. The Professor, somewhat confused, asks to see Hell first. St. Peter takes him there. He sees rows of men and women typing at keyboards nonstop. He then asks to see Heaven. Again, he sees rows of men and women typing at keyboards. The Professor says that they seem the same. St. Peter replies "Ah, but in Heaven, you have tenure."