Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.#Nsa0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.#Nsa#Atandt#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Job interview with the NSA Applicant: Would you like references? NSA: We have everything we need. App: You guys! NSA: I know, right!#Nsa#Work#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.#Nsa#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp