A cowboy takes a break from the range and heads out to LA for a cowboy convention . . . When he gets to LA, he decides to stop at a local watering hole and grab a beer. He's sitting there in his hat, jeans, and boots, when a woman walks up and sits down beside him. Woman: Are you a cowboy? Cowboy: Well yes ma'am, I am. Woman: Like a real deal cowboy? Cowboy: I don't know any other kind. Woman: I've never met a real cowboy before. Cowboy: Well now you have. Woman: Well? Cowboy: Well what? Woman: Aren't you going to ask what I am? Cowboy: Well, uh, what are you? Woman: I'm a lesbian. Cowboy: A lesb- . . . I don't believe I know what that is. Woman: It means that I like women. I like to kiss them and touch them and make love to them. Cowboy: . . . . The woman gets up and leaves and another woman comes into the bar. She spots the cowboy sitting there with his beer and takes a seat beside him. Woman: Are you a cowboy? Cowboy: Well ma'am, I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian. harharhar. Edit: Formatting