How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Bank Robbery Gone Bad A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber…