Guy walks into a bar. (yes another one) Guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila "line em up". Guy starts slamming the shots one after the other. Bartender says "Hey, slow down buddy!" Guy says "No way, If you had what I had you'd be drinkin' this fast too." Bartender says "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. What have you got?" Guy takes another shot and says " Oh, about 75 cents."