A man approached me on the train... ...and said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and then ran away. Later when I was grocery shopping, the same man came over to me and said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and then ran away. Then at night, when I was at a bar, the man came, said "Remember Leonardo diCaprio," and ran away. When I had gone to bed and was trying to fall asleep, he entered my room, said "Remember Leonardo DiCaprio," and ran away. At that point I had gotten tired of him so I called the police. They asked if I could tell them anything about him. "I do not know his name," I told them, "but he reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio."